Idol Thoughts...

I have homework that I should be doing, but I don't want to so I thought I would procrastinate a little bit more and talk about one of my favorite things, American Idol!

I'm starting to really hate this show, and even though I'm out of the country I'm still obsessed with watching the performances and knowing the results. I just need to know. I hate being so curious!

So let's start with the addition of the new judge, Kara. I like her. I think she brings valuable experience to the table by being a songwriter and really understands the business and knows what works in pop music. That being said, why is she making herself so useless? I'm so tired of hearing, "I need more from you," or "show us who you really are." WTF? Why do they need to show who they really are? You're going to be writing all the songs for all of the contestants that actually make anything of themselves so why lead them to believe that they need to express their personality when they're just going to be forced to sing someone else's thoughts and words? We all know how the pop music industry works, you're not fooling anyone.

What is wrong with Paula? Yeah I know it's not really clever or original to make fun of her, but I'm really starting to get annoyed by her behavior. Stop slurring your words and spit it out already! Or just keep your mouth shut cus nothing you say makes any sense anyway and I hate sitting there for five minutes while you try to form words and then end up just putting those words in any order you want thinking that you've just said something useful. There are rules to the English language; follow them. And keep your hands off Simon. It's so obnoxious to make us sit there watching the two of you act like four year old idiots while we just want to hear the next singer. Why are any of you even there at all? Such a time waster.

Randy Jackson. He checked out a long time ago, I think.

Simon, you used to be relevant but now I think you just sit there trying to get through the show as quickly as possible.

Danny and Anoop, I hate you both so much. The sight of you makes me angry. It's not fair that Scott MacIntyre got made fun of for his teeth when Danny's got incisor issues too. And a weight problem. Stop growling and screaming and actually sing please. Why do people like him??? Home-schooled douche. And Anoop, oh my god what is the appeal? I think he comes across as pretty arrogant and I hate the smugness. He's so full of himself.

Kris Allen, I would like you better if you weren't married. That was a dumb choice. I really liked his performance of "Falling Slowly" from the movie Once, which is, by the way, a fantastic movie.

Matt Giraud, Marry me please? I'm so glad he got the judges save! He's hot and he's talented.

Adam Lambert, you should win but don't let it all start getting to your head, which I think it might be.

The rest of them I don't care about. I think Danny should go home next cus he sucks at singing and at life, but I think it will be Lil and Anoop voted off, they're pretty awful as well.

Just a little mention about "Nouvelle Star" the French version of Idol. Oh my god how bad were the rejects if this is what the ones who were good enough to make it sound like? These kids are awful. I was so excited to watch it, but I couldn't even make it through the show cus I couldn't handle hearing such awful singing. I like hearing them sing in English though cus it's interesting to hear the noises they make to make up for not understanding the real words and not being able to sing them properly.

Ugh, now I'm tired. Maybe I'll take a little nap before I do my homework. Why do I learn nothing in my class yet have a ridiculous amount of work to do at home?